Horse Hunting
It is the most endangered of all species, the rarest form of animal life in existence. I am referring of course to the equinis...
Yard Sheep
It is during our darkest hours that we come up with our best ideas. That was certainly the case with my latest get-rich-quick scheme,...
The Rectangular States of America
Despite hating mathematics in general, there was one math class I liked: geometry. I think this is because I have always liked shapely forms,...
Testing The Teachers
I respect the teaching profession, I really do. Believe it or not, I was one once for about thirty minutes. There are many dedicated...
Dear Clueless
An open letter to my urban brothers and sisters.
Dear Clueless,
Thanks for all your ideas and laws about how we in agriculture can save endangered...
Don’t Do It Yourself
It seems like if you are anyone of significance these days you simply must have your very own personal assistant (PA). You know, someone...
Little Chuck
Chipoltle wants their pork to come from free-rooting hogs who eat non GMO rations and sleep in deeply bedded barns and Panera Bread came...
Bill And The Bull (Best Of)
It was the one day that Bill hated to see. For 364 days he had the ranch to himself, doing as he pleased without...
Now What Do I Do?
I hope I never have to retire because, quite frankly, I'm not very good at it. My friends can't understand why I don't want...
Roping Dummy
Yes, sirree, it's your rock 'em, sock 'em, double hock 'em Big Roping Dummy here with the first ever buying guide to ropes, lassos,...