The Last Word
The Last Word
I am a voracious reader of obituaries about people I don't know and I’ll admit that some obits I read with a...
Mixed Marriages
I'm a big believer in marriage, no family should be without one. Having been married 46 years, I've already started saving my pennies in...
Fancy Foo Foo Food
Fancy Foo Foo Food
I've always loved being able to identity things. Whether it was guessing state license plates from afar, parts of dead frogs...
The Numbers Game (Best Of)
The Numbers Game (Best Of)
I'd be willing to bet you, gentle reader, that you can't take a single page of this publication and fold...
Deranged About Dogs
Deranged About Dogs
I may be in the dog house for asking this but since when did dogs become people? Humans are sleeping with their...
Life Is Too Short
Life Is Too Short
Life is too short to...
worry about stuff that's probably never going to happen.
read a bad book or watch a terrible movie...
Rock Stars
Rock Stars
We live in a galaxy of superstars. Change your sex, write a tell-all-book, be 16 years old and lecture old fogies about how...
Male Fraud (Best Of)
I have always had a problem with sex. Just last week I was in the grocery store and spotted the cutest little newborn baby...
Rent-a-turnip
Have you heard about the greatest moneymaking franchise since Nerds-To-Go? It’s called Rent-A-Chicken and it was started by Leslie Suitor six years ago in...